How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i would punch a child for taco bell
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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