he wants to bone in the snuggie
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize