Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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