I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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