i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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