i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
