My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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