just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I think i got beer on your cat.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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