Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It's never too late to be topless.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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