I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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