are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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