Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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