Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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