from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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