Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
At least make sure they are 18
Why
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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