So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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