So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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