You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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