We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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