S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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