Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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