please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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