So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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