I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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