So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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