1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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