i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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