you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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