who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
