Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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