ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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