Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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