So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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