loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
How does one acquire holy water?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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