I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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