I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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