dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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