Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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