Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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