yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
her vagine was all disorganized.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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