I think I died a long time ago.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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