Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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