if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
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I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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