She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Randomize