Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I need to align my fucking chakras
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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