North Korea, Best Korea!
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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