What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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