I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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