Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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