I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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