Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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