Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my being single is dangerous.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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