This girl is more easily done than said...
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???