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  you definitely held a convo with a hobo

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  we have a secret handshake

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• (585): View more from New York

  Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.

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  Why?

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  Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.

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• (310): View more from California

  I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.

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  She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.

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