you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?