fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Enjoy the penises
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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