? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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