so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
So vagazzling was a success
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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